I hate you

Pillow talk

“I hate Chinese. “

“You hate nearly everything, I know that."

“Yes, I hate school, I hate humans, I hate this world."

“So, do you hate me for bringing you to this world?"

“Ar……well……I don’t know……"

係咪每個天A姐都係咁憤世疾俗架呢?

YouTube Learner

當她說同學的英文說得像鬼食泥的時候 (佢個exact wording 係 muttering,鬼食泥呢D廣東話佢識鬼),我不禁想起當初任由她看YouTube竟然收到意想不到的效果。不過她的中文爛到飛起,字也寫得醜,其實也沒有甚麼好沾沾自喜的。所以說,腦容量有限,看你的選擇如何。

光陰似箭

很久未有更新版面,今天一看個倒數counter,竟然還停留在12歲,看來我忘記更新了。更新後才驚覺原來半年已過,還有半年她就變13歲了。

說起來2020年的頭半年真是魔幻,所有事物都像在快鏡低下。2019年幾乎像昨日一樣,一覺醒來竟然變了2047,真的難以接受。

再過兩星期也就放暑假,暑假後是我才當她是真正的中學生。事實上她也漸漸有個中學生的模樣了,很多事情都會自己處理,也開始會關心家人的想法,偏食問題大幅改善(但仍然不肯吃蔬菜和偏愛快餐),我幾乎有老懷安慰的感覺了。

希望接下來一切都會順利。

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Zombies

Pillow talk time is becoming shorter as she enters puberty. However we have a heated discussion last night regarding zombies. The original topic was “the importance of learning Chinese" and then I don’t know why it suddenly turned to discuss about Zombies.

Riceb: What would you choose between a world full of cockroaches or zombies?

Me: Zombies I guess? At least they look better than cockroaches.

Riceb: Really?

Me: No, wait, at least cockroaches won’t kill me. Ok I’ll go with cockroaches……wait, we are already having cockroaches everywhere in this house (HAHAHAHAHA)

Riceb: If there were really a zombie attack, what can we use as weapon in this house? Kitchen knives?

Me: Well, that would mean close combat with the zombies which is so gross. We’d better go for something long……let me think……

Riceb: How about that rod that we use to hang the curtain?

Me: Well that would be too weak and it will break easily. Maybe we can dismantle this clothes rack….

Riceb: Actually I think I will just let the zombies kill me. Less trouble.

Me: You have your points, but that won’t be allowed in any zombie drama. Everybody have to fight for their lives no matter what. And it is too disgusting to be killed by zombies, you know? They are so ugly and noisy and they have saliva. I don’t want to die like that.

Riceb: yuk. That’s true.

Me: OK enough for the zombies. Time to sleep. Good night.

 

回憶總是美好

有空時會看看舊文,緬懷一下那個小時候的米B,那個很喜歡笑,可以隨時拍照,最愛爸爸媽媽的那個可愛小女孩。

現在則是長期低著頭(或躺著)看電話,平日都沒甚麼話好說,經常嫌爸爸媽媽煩的天A姐。Everybody knows, it sucks to grow up。

這種轉變需要習慣。

 

2020名古屋口罩團Day2

今日出發去Legoland,原本打算中途開溜讓米B自己同朋友玩,但問過米B佢話:你地決定啦~我解讀的結果是:你地喺度梗係最好啦!結果都係陪佢一齊玩。剛好Legoland隔離的鐵道博物館又無開,所以就名正言順由頭玩到尾。

不知是否疫情影響,Legoland入面都頗為冷清,遊客也不多,大部份機動遊戲都唔駛點排隊。目測園內戴口罩的人不算多,我們都除罩透透氣。名古屋的Legoland都OK多野玩,重有D未玩過嘅機動遊戲,大小細路都算盡興。

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玩到咁上下我同米爸離隊去附近Bookoff兼買口罩,個超市超級巨大,行得好開心。買咗幾盒口罩,其實可以買多D但又唔係幾好意思。晚餐同大隊會合,去咗食燒海鮮,食完班細路就返酒店開局。聽日離開名古屋去高山啦。

 

Day 1<<<

電話家長日

米B學校由一月中開始停課,到現在都差不多個多月,估計若三月中復課的話,大大話話都放咗兩個月假,長過暑假,真係人都懶散哂。不過我預計暑假都係要補課,而家叫做預支假期啦。條友就日日夜夜Youtube睇漫畫打機,真係快活過神仙。今個星期學校就安排開始視像上堂,不過叫班小學雞自律真係難過登天。今日上第一堂就見佢喺度打機你話點攪。

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又Youtube又Roblex點呀

上星期六收到班主任電話,因為疫症關係所以改咗用電話家長日,其實我覺得都差唔多反正都無咩特別。成績方面就喺中遊位置,自律方面(交功課帶嘢果D啦)可以改進,都算樂於助人,同學相處無乜問題咁。由小學轉中學課程都尚算適應到,不過嚟緊課程會更緊凑更深,打天才波懶懶散散咁就唔得架啦,老師話。

好老實講其實學術上我已經無乜理佢,話哂都係哎吔中學生,應該識得自己攪掂啦下話,反而米爸有時重緊張過我。

見步行步啦。

 

 

2020名古屋口罩團 Day 1

疫症發生之際撞正旅行大日子,往好處想是可順道去日本採購口罩,不好之處是大部份照片都是戴著口罩,不過倒也算是一個集體回憶。

Day 1

今次不算早機,可以施施然的去機場食老麥。跟團友會合之後先去台北再轉機名古屋。

中華航空餐飲都尚算可以,但去名古屋一程遇上氣流,飛機兩下急墜,本人心贜不好嚇至呼吸困難,腦中想起Mayday(空中浩劫)的場景竟然發生在自己身上,幾乎見到人生走馬燈,幸好飛機後來稍為穩定,餘下機程不時聽到有人嘔吐,我也強忍嘔吐感雙手緊扶坐椅,還要強裝沒事以免坐在旁邊的米B受驚(但明顯失敗),幸好半小時後安全降落,有驚無險。

到達後已經九點,在便利店稍為買了些食物就回酒店休息了。房間算是乾乾淨淨,床略小,因為睡中間的關係睡得不大好,被子也太厚太焗,但廁所倒是又大又舒服。

明天出發去Legoland。

>>>Day 2

考試

呢排考試,其實一向都無咩理佢點温,不過每日都見到佢好似平時放假咁睇電話,或者一邊Youtube一邊温書,都有小小擔心嘅。不過其實都中學生,由得佢算。

睇下考成點先再諗。

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