Pillow talk time is becoming shorter as she enters puberty. However we have a heated discussion last night regarding zombies. The original topic was “the importance of learning Chinese" and then I don’t know why it suddenly turned to discuss about Zombies.
Riceb: What would you choose between a world full of cockroaches or zombies?
Me: Zombies I guess? At least they look better than cockroaches.
Me: No, wait, at least cockroaches won’t kill me. Ok I’ll go with cockroaches……wait, we are already having cockroaches everywhere in this house (HAHAHAHAHA)
Riceb: If there were really a zombie attack, what can we use as weapon in this house? Kitchen knives?
Me: Well, that would mean close combat with the zombies which is so gross. We’d better go for something long……let me think……
Riceb: How about that rod that we use to hang the curtain?
Me: Well that would be too weak and it will break easily. Maybe we can dismantle this clothes rack….
Riceb: Actually I think I will just let the zombies kill me. Less trouble.
Me: You have your points, but that won’t be allowed in any zombie drama. Everybody have to fight for their lives no matter what. And it is too disgusting to be killed by zombies, you know? They are so ugly and noisy and they have saliva. I don’t want to die like that.
Riceb: yuk. That’s true.
Me: OK enough for the zombies. Time to sleep. Good night.